{"product_id":"wood-metal-coaster-a-wise-woman-once-said-funny-table-decor","title":"Wood \u0026 Metal Coaster - A Wise Woman Once Said | Funny Table Decor","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Wise Woman Once Said 'Fuck This Shit.' And She Lived Happily Ever After.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e  Some advice is timeless. Crafted from solid wood with industrial-inspired metal accents, these coasters are equal parts functional and hilarious. Perfect for home bars, living rooms, offices, she sheds, book clubs, girls' weekends, and anyone whose personal growth journey occasionally includes colorful language. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSold as a single coaster or as a set of 2.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr style=\"mso-special-character: line-break;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003eSize: 4 inch x 4 inch x 1.25 inch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e Wood is a natural material, and variations in grain, color, knots, and engraving appearance are expected. These characteristics make each coaster unique and one of a kind.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eWipe clean with damp cloth. Do not soak or submerge in water. Not dishwasher safe. The heat and chemicals of your dishwasher may damage the wood surface of your coasters. Do not use as a trivet for hot items, excessive heat may damage your wood. Periodically condition wood with mineral oil and a lint free cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"She Happy Homemaker","offers":[{"title":"One Coaster","offer_id":52701263200532,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Set of Two Coasters","offer_id":52701263233300,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/9764\/5588\/files\/20240219_162642.jpg?v=1779340458","url":"https:\/\/shehappyhomemaker.com\/products\/wood-metal-coaster-a-wise-woman-once-said-funny-table-decor","provider":"She Happy Homemaker","version":"1.0","type":"link"}