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Cheers to sipping in style!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLeather sleeve is not dishwasher safe and should not be submerged in water. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis item is not eligible for return.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Barrel Down South","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51835931033876,"sku":"SHH13952","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/9764\/5588\/files\/27de5ffc8cdcf3da86c87a585c7e8842ad6697ce9860a4f7b2e6c9686157f0ed.jpg?v=1778447613"},{"product_id":"ocean-resin-serving-board-customizable","title":"Acacia \u0026 Beach Blue Resin Ocean Serving Board with Handle | Customizable","description":"\u003cp\u003eElevate your entertaining with this stunning hand-crafted acacia serving board, where natural wood meets hand-poured blue ocean resin in the best way. 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Perfect for charcuterie, appetizers, and gatherings. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasures Approximately 14 x 10 x .6 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eFor bulk orders, corporate gifting, event favors, and volume pricing, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shehappyhomemaker.com\/collections\/corporate-realtor-gifts\" title=\"Corporate Realtor Bulk Gifting Inquiry Form\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eclick here\u003c\/a\u003e to contact us for more information.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"2999\" data-start=\"2964\"\u003eCare Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"3002\" data-start=\"2999\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003eTo keep your wood product looking its best, hand wash only and dry immediately. Do not soak, place in the dishwasher, or expose to prolonged moisture or extreme heat. 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